I recently came into the acquisition of a lock of hair that once belonged to a radiant and gorgeous woman of whom I respect and admire greatly. I now must ask, to what means must I go to start the process of synthesizing and extracting DNA from this sample, and begining the process of human cloning. Should I initiate this porcess, to what means must I go to accelerate her growth ratification in order to expediatiertion her procuration into this world. I am quickly passing the age of physical intimacy and would much like this process to go about as quickly as possible. I understand that this might be frowned upon (human clonification) by most legal statuatutrory designarisms, but I live in a small island off the coast of Laos, and these laws would not apply. Also, I am in the need to acquire any imformation of child rearing and personal maniputemparationism in developing children. Fine. Later tonight, I will acquire some of the wench's scalp. Pray tell how much I may need for this processificationism? I can acquirify all of it, if needeth be.
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1 :
Mind if I break her in for you?
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simply apply comcastic gel and she will grow at a high speed, switch to DSL to slow her down
3 :
Wh-oh-hoh-hoh.....crazy. Might I say asylum?
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Hmmmmm...unless you have that little bit of epidermis from the root of the hair, you will not me able to extract any DNA at all. But good luck to ya.
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okay.. weirdo
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... spell correctly if you want to spread this insane crap, please.
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It would be better to start with an adult female "body blank" like in Arnold's "Total Recall" movie (stem cells maybe?)... Propagate the new dna via an engineered "virus delivery construct" like HIV (which can replicate billions of times in a few hours). You may need to modify an MRI machine to use targeted resonant frequencies to initiate the 100% synchronized intracellular level "DNA recompile". Of course there is no way to re-infuse the stream of consciousness (unless you made an electronic copy of her brain and have an EMF-based central nervous system interface up and running) so she MAY not be radiant. Then you could skip the child rearing part. Good luck and happy holidays ;-) P.S. Please report any positive results!
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You cannot accelerate the growth of a clone with current science. Development happens just about as quickly as it effectively can as it is. Some hormone treatments could theoretically increase the rate of growth and sexual maturation of an individual, but since some parts simply will not be able to grow up, you will wind up with a cretinious troglodyte, if it works at all. Also, a simple cheek swab will work better and more safely than grabbing bits of her scalp.
9 :
OMG..so that's where my hair went!
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Since you're already cloning a woman, would you please clone me? That would make my kids really happy, and I would have more time to sew and play on Answers. I'll send a scalp sample right away!
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i have no idea but i assume you've already researched dolly the sheep. Please keep detailed notes on how things progress and reportificationify here on yahoo. Many of us would like to learn how things turn out. You are a genius.
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i need to say this before you send the sample off for cloning .... cloning the dna does not mean cloning the personality. make sure the person you have selected has a decent personality ... if she is a little mental .. i suggest you find another test subject. { you know what that means .. i am grumpy and moody ... find another sample and leave my dna out of this !! }
13 :
Good luck with your plans.
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